Diary of a Tongue Splitting
Not content with a mere tongue piercing & tongue ring, Andy Johnson has taken the next step, and split his tongue, deciding to record the whole experience for posterity. Excellent!
Tongue Splitting Diary - Day 1
At the moment, after having bound my tongue about 24 hours ago with mono-filament, the initial tongue binding took me about 5 mins. Even though I have a tongue piercing and have worn a tongue ring for a while, I had to cut the first few attempts and start again as I felt they weren't tight enough around my tongue. But after a bit of practice I had more or less perfected the knot tying & the best way to tie it and still retain the tightness of the tongue binding.
It's also pathetic the response I get from people when I *have* to explain to them why I can't speak properly, they seem to think that I have no respect for my body because I do things like get my tongue ring. Whereas it's exactly the opposite, I have decided not to even attempt to explain my tongue splitting to people, I do it for myself and that should be enough for them.
Tongue Splitting Diary - Day 2
I don't sleep very well anyway, what with all the thoughts, ideas and peculiarities that my mind seems to obsess with, but last night was just stupid. I think it was the pain of the tongue binding. I can now not see the binding at all, either my tongue is swelling up or it is working :D.
Tongue Splitting Diary - Day 4
10:37 Tongue has swollen up to the size of a cow, can't talk, can't eat (just crappy soup and soft bread).
Tongue Splitting Diary - Day 5
WAHEY! I WAS BORN TO BIND!
Tongue Splitting Diary - Day 18
I rebound the tongue last night.... and ping, my tounge seperated, no blood, no pain nothing, it tingles a bit.... but I think that will pass, I AM ECSTATIC :D I am have been walking around with a huge grin on my face all day YAYAYAYAYAY!!
One week later and all is well in AndyLand.... my tongue is still a bit white for some reason... I'm told that will pass though. I don't quite mind it, very festive really. Or maybe it's the ale... who knows. And who cares.
I am getting more and more used to my new tongue now, and I can cross the tips slightly also... Everyday it improves :D - It's a wonderful life xx
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